{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Bathynellacea","displaytitle":"Bathynellacea","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1139306","titles":{"canonical":"Bathynellacea","normalized":"Bathynellacea","display":"Bathynellacea"},"pageid":25213374,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/Bathynella_chappuisi_%E2%80%93_Delachaux%2C_1918.png/330px-Bathynella_chappuisi_%E2%80%93_Delachaux%2C_1918.png","width":320,"height":404},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Bathynella_chappuisi_%E2%80%93_Delachaux%2C_1918.png","width":1900,"height":2400},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1180036341","tid":"4518e8e5-6a39-11ee-85f5-cbf1d83a7eb1","timestamp":"2023-10-14T02:27:50Z","description":"Order of crustaceans","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathynellacea","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathynellacea?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathynellacea?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bathynellacea"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathynellacea","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bathynellacea","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathynellacea?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bathynellacea"}},"extract":"Bathynellacea is an order of crustaceans which live interstitially in groundwater. Some species can tolerate low salt concentrations, and at least one African species is a thermophile, living in hot springs and tolerating temperatures up to 55 °C (131 °F). Bathynellaceans are minute, blind, worm-like animals with short, weak legs, reaching a maximum size of 3.4 millimetres (0.13 in). They are found on every continent except Antarctica, although they are missing from some islands, including Fiji, New Caledonia and the Caribbean islands. There are two families, Bathynellidae and Parabathynellidae; a third family, \"Leptobathynellidae\", is considered a synonym of Parabathynellidae.","extract_html":"
Bathynellacea is an order of crustaceans which live interstitially in groundwater. Some species can tolerate low salt concentrations, and at least one African species is a thermophile, living in hot springs and tolerating temperatures up to 55 °C (131 °F). Bathynellaceans are minute, blind, worm-like animals with short, weak legs, reaching a maximum size of 3.4 millimetres (0.13 in). They are found on every continent except Antarctica, although they are missing from some islands, including Fiji, New Caledonia and the Caribbean islands. There are two families, Bathynellidae and Parabathynellidae; a third family, \"Leptobathynellidae\", is considered a synonym of Parabathynellidae.
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{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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