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\"Deep and Meaningless\" is a song by English indie rock band Rooster. Written by vocalist Nick Atkinson, guitarist Luke Potashnick and production duo Espionage, it was produced by Steve Robson and featured on the band's 2005 self-titled debut album. \"Deep and Meaningless\" was released as the fourth and final single from the album on 11 July 2005, reaching number 29 on the UK Singles Chart.
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