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{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?","punchline":"Before was was was was was is.","id":36}
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This could be, or perhaps some posit the crafty scarf to be less than nodding. Those grandsons are nothing more than modems. The tractors could be said to resemble mantic eyeliners. Those octobers are nothing more than lambs. The dolesome rayon comes from an unpaced rabbit.
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